When you’re playing outside when you’re not supposed to be and your momma pull up.
lmao tumblr gotta chill someday i only have so much strength
Batman’s journal… (at Midtown Comics)
Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs
Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest
Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder
Hugging people and getting picked up by them
Not having people to hug
Giving a hug that comes off as weird
This post describes me in every way
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
Ohh yes that happemed
a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make jokes to make myself laugh because I know I’m funny.”
Sassy batman beyond